vxpo:

Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.

(via imwaytoowhitetotanfromsunrays)

princesswetkitty:

I need this in my life

(Source: losershawty, via perezcliton)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via prayistrash)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via spoken-not-written)

svaggity-svat-i-can-do-zat:

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

(via b-e-a-utiful-within)

transcripts:

i wish i am super hot and broke boys’ hearts bc they can’t have me and i’m a badass

(via forgave)

stonedcashton:

5SOS: What would you say to a talking cow | 4 music +

(via kissmekissmeash)

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals, via spoken-not-written)

winchestrsnovak:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon gets drunk and unleashes a secret inner talent as a super fantastic strip dancer 

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What do you mean ‘imagine’??

(via spoken-not-written)

emhalcomb:

sometimes i forget that harry styles is a billionaire and owns a herd of cars and designer clothes and probably wipes his butt with 1 dollar bills and then i see pictures like this

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and then it all hits me in like one swift punch to the face that he could probably buy me

(Source: justmeandharrysbuns, via literallyrad)

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

(Source: hecklord, via spoken-not-written)

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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(via knightbuus)

modernizes:

LEFTOVERS FROM MY LAST GIVEAWAY: 

OK, so the winner of my first giveaway didn’t want these two items & they were kind enough to let me know so I can give them away to another winner. 

I will pick from a random generator August 1st. 

Items in giveaway include:

  • MacBook Air (unused)
  • Playlist Live Frame Signed by: Tyler Oakley, SprinkleOfGlitter, Mystery Guitar Man, Kassem G, Hannah Hart, Zoella, BeyondBeautyStar, Lush, Alexa Losey, Rebecca Black, ElloSteph, Adorian Deck, JessiSmiles,  Brittani Louise Taylor, PointlessBlog, ThatSoJack, Ry Doon, Meghan Rosette, Orion, Superwoman, Andrew Lowe, ShayCarl, Flula, SpandyAndy, JennxPenn, Miranda Sings, KC James, Mazzi Maz

You must be following me on tumblr

(via modernizes)

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