Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.
I need this in my life
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR
i wish i am super hot and broke boys’ hearts bc they can’t have me and i’m a badass
5SOS: What would you say to a talking cow | 4 music +
everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
Imagine your icon gets drunk and unleashes a secret inner talent as a super fantastic strip dancer
What do you mean ‘imagine’??
sometimes i forget that harry styles is a billionaire and owns a herd of cars and designer clothes and probably wipes his butt with 1 dollar bills and then i see pictures like this
and then it all hits me in like one swift punch to the face that he could probably buy me
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow
LEFTOVERS FROM MY LAST GIVEAWAY:
OK, so the winner of my first giveaway didn’t want these two items & they were kind enough to let me know so I can give them away to another winner.
I will pick from a random generator August 1st.
Items in giveaway include:
- MacBook Air (unused)
- Playlist Live Frame Signed by: Tyler Oakley, SprinkleOfGlitter, Mystery Guitar Man, Kassem G, Hannah Hart, Zoella, BeyondBeautyStar, Lush, Alexa Losey, Rebecca Black, ElloSteph, Adorian Deck, JessiSmiles, Brittani Louise Taylor, PointlessBlog, ThatSoJack, Ry Doon, Meghan Rosette, Orion, Superwoman, Andrew Lowe, ShayCarl, Flula, SpandyAndy, JennxPenn, Miranda Sings, KC James, Mazzi Maz
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